ONE: Expect the unexpected (like a mirror falling down on you, KRASH!)
TWO: Expect the expected (nobody ever expects the expected, too much focus on the unexpected, trust me this one is very important and should be followed for any situation.
THREE: Shave.
FOUR: Plumbers are fat and ugly...electricians are slender and toned....deliciously toned.
FIVE: If nauseous run away from expensive things.
Here ends the five laws of thy god.
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Much love to the laws,
I can only assume they were learned the hard way.
And hope the electrician was a women :P
When have you ever seen a lady electrician?
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