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So those people adding me on messenger actually talked to me today...
well, i thought they were people but they turned out to be chat programs.

Here's how the conversation went:

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Looking to be spoiled and a good man

Mr. Shiver says:
?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
hey

Mr. Shiver says:
who be this?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Mr. Shiver says:
I am not, im not female either, they call me "the Judge", im from an alternate plane of existence where dogs walk people and god is actually that weirdo from school who everyone thought was gay.

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Mr. Shiver says:
probably that one where you bet on how many dwarfs can fit in a phone box

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

This is where i realised it wasn't a person, how disappointed i was

Mr. Shiver says:
whats a cam?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Mr. Shiver says:
ok, but are you christian. i only chat with christians

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Mr. Shiver says:
i really dont know what a cam is.

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/ae4e accept the invite on the page baby


Then i got bored and deleted the contact. I thought i made a new friend, I feel so empty now.