Yours is the hand chosen by the master, yours is the veil of blood, yours is the sword of michael!

My knee hurts, I'm going to end up with a cane, aren't I? That would look pretty cool though.

Mediocrity is self-inflicted and genius is self-bestowed.

All the text i see seems to have been crossed out.

Noise hurts.

I'm going to make something of myself and it's all your fault.

bots bots bots

So those people adding me on messenger actually talked to me today...
well, i thought they were people but they turned out to be chat programs.

Here's how the conversation went:

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Looking to be spoiled and a good man

Mr. Shiver says:
?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
hey

Mr. Shiver says:
who be this?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Mr. Shiver says:
I am not, im not female either, they call me "the Judge", im from an alternate plane of existence where dogs walk people and god is actually that weirdo from school who everyone thought was gay.

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Mr. Shiver says:
probably that one where you bet on how many dwarfs can fit in a phone box

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

This is where i realised it wasn't a person, how disappointed i was

Mr. Shiver says:
whats a cam?

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Mr. Shiver says:
ok, but are you christian. i only chat with christians

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Mr. Shiver says:
i really dont know what a cam is.

etheleneslovacek73@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/ae4e accept the invite on the page baby


Then i got bored and deleted the contact. I thought i made a new friend, I feel so empty now.

FACT x IMPORTANCE = NEWS

Downloaded Daisy the other day, its all I've been listening to...except The Good Natured - banging choons!

What is with spam?! very very annoying...and they've started adding me on messenger, 3 so far...or maybe I'm just instantly popular on the internet....nah, that's impossible.

I need to buy cocorosie tickets.

...and like excrement from a high fibre diet, away i go.

Can I come in for a glass of water?

Stories about black eyed kids scare me.

Its all children of the damned like...children can be scary enough without supernatural powers.

Shit in my Brain @40cent@hr

Best art exhibition ever!

Konbanwa

I'm learning a few Japanese phrases because my mam has a Japanese friend coming for a few days, I'm certain I will mix all the phrases up when she comes and I'll say something like "my name is good evening".

I have an oil portrait going of a small child... cos i love kids...in an illegal sort of way.

Nausea is back, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD?!! its times like this I can't see any logic in karma, but I see it other days.

Today i had a chat with Eddie about evil, ethics and the debate on whether right and wrong exist. He kept saying drugs and guns should be very very illegal.
I was saying that i don't think any inanimate object is bad, just how people use them, he didn't seem to understand.
And then the conversation went into murky waters...purgatory, hell, mortal sins. Ugh... Catholics.

...I'm pretty sure Eddie has no teeth, which would explain his speech. Poor guy, I hope i can speak properly when I'm old.

Sayonara!

Killing moods Is my forte, with extreme vehemence I stalk my prey, are you feeling happiness?

I got a polar bear club teesh and of corpse Laurence got the same one, except with sleeves, I suppose I'll have to call him every time I want to wear it.

Today I found out Amy is a complete skank...so disappointed.

Ah, I love young wolves, they make me feel young again.

Today I realised that taste in music is a lot like taste in women, y'know you might have like a fling with a band and then realise they're shit, but there are those amazing bands or singers or whatever that you don't like at first but over time you realise these people are genius and you end up having this amazing, fulfilling, exciting relationship with them.

Q.I. is on soon, hoorah, laters.

Mad dogs and englishmen...

Also its rather hard to find a Noel Coward Discography on the torrent sites.
Don't laugh at me Noel Coward rules.

Girl, you've got a million different face...why'd you put on that disguise.

Yesterday was strange, coincidences everywhere and that UFO which I think was probably just a plane.
Lately I'm jumping to conclusions, this morning I heard a crow from my room when I was still in bed, for some reason I assumed there must be a murder of crows in my room (see how I used murder there...I'm a smart boy), whats that all about?

That drawing of Patrick Swayze appeared to be going well until I was finished when I looked at it and horrible feelings of embarrassment swelled inside me, thinking I should be better at drawing.
I'm going back to painting, its easier to fuck up on a drawing than an oil portrait.

I'm going back to college in September, how lovely.

Right, I'm going to continue that painting and then I'll destroy it when I'm done...I'm worse than bacon.

I got tickets for A Silver Mt.Zion, YAYS! and Daniel Johnston is playing some time soon, happy days.

I'll probably see you at polar bear club. laters.

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they're not attracting attention with it.

I'm rather proud of this drawing of Patrick Swayze I'm doing, should be finished in a couple of days. I'll take a pic of it and show you all when it is complete.

In other news, I've decided to try to build a lot of the inventions i came up with when i was a teen. Never really had the confidence to do it then and i definitely didn't have the experience, but after a couple of years with diodes, resistors, capacitors, lasers and oscilloscope's I think i have the know-how to do it all.

Invention 1: Tesla's Lightning Gun
(OK i didn't come up with the idea but nobody has tried it...on the internet anyway) I could buy a laser tube for it but they're really expensive so I'm going to dismantle the broken DVD player and steal the laser from it and beef it up, I don't know how much power it can take but I'll need a few watts at least (Class 4).

Invention 2: Clean Incineration of Waste
The problem of incineration is that it produces a fuck load of CO2 and other nasties, so I'm going to try and "burn" the waste without oxygen thereby producing no greenhouse gases. Burn is in inverted comma's because I'm not really gonna burn it...You'll see.

I'll mention the other projects when I get to them.

Also, I think i might be losing it again, mild hallucinations, loss of appetite, nausea, strange ideas and thoughts. We'll see.